搞笑對話 -- 西環仁民酒店

hahaha....好搞笑，今晚聼到阿媽打電話問西環仁民酒店有関食自助餐嘅野，與酒店個阿叔嘅對話超搞笑，一定要寫出來~~


（請想像一下D阿叔以唔好老呸嘅口吻)

媽：係咪西環仁民酒店
酒店：係呀~~ (拉長講，唔好老呸嘅口吻）
媽：我想問下聼晚食buffet
酒店：等等先，等我睇下聼日咩日子先
媽：下？聼日？聼日咪禮拜四lor!!
酒店：係呀，聼日係“家庭日”
媽：下？家庭日？咁即係點呀？
酒店：家庭日咪有7折lor!!
媽：係咩?
酒店：係呀，星期一係“學生日”，星期二“女士日”，星期三“仁民服務日”，星期四“家庭日”，星期五呢。。。哎~~唔好講啦，講到聼日都講唔完，你聼日來咪知lor~~
媽：咁即係簡單來講日日都有7折啦？咁7折即係幾多錢呀? 係咪即係$1xx 7折呀？我黎過2次ga啦
酒店：hey....你都黎過lor，咪一樣lor，咪 $1xx 7折lor
媽：我點知jeh，上次係我D friend訂，我點知喎~~
酒店：哎~~~縂之你聼日來咪知lor~~ 咁你依傢係咪訂位呀？
媽：。。。。。。（訂位過程完畢~~）

估計呢個酒店阿叔淨係日日重復講星期一係咪日，星期二係咪日都講到口臭，由其係對住D西環師奶，所以會有咁嘅搞笑對話!!! ^o^

想找好男人？別匆匆上床！-- 2009.03.30

Hehehe, this passage is funny!!! So, want to post it here, share with my girls' friends (also me as well) .....

雖然我um太認同Game Theory 係可以apply落“研究男女關係”上，不過我的而且確覺得在男女関係上係有某D formula可以應用到。如果以Psychology或human nature的角度上來看（以女仔角度出發），how much you willing to give up，好多時會係 the more you may gain......

By the way, a small and thin book want to recommend here....it's a book talking about the art of "flirting".....it talks about the history of flirting, which country of people are best in flirting, the techniques on flirting, etc.....quite interesting..... ^_^

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2009年3月30日
想找好男人？別匆匆上床！
陳頌紅

阿媽成日教，千萬不可以在第一次約會就跟男孩子牽手接吻上床。她說，太早讓對方為所欲為，對方會看不起你。我一向尚算聽教聽話，所以初戀只維持了二十八天半就玩完了。原因是我在這二十八天半內，既不讓對方牽手，也不肯跟他接吻，上床更不必說了。我們去逛宜家傢俬，我也刻意避開床上用品部，免得對方胡思亂想。結果他責怪我「吊高嚟賣」，很快便變了心，轉移目標愛上了我們經常光顧的一間餐廳的美少女侍應。理由極充分，因為她第一次跟他上街，就跟他牽手接吻了。我一直暗暗埋怨是媽媽的教誨毀掉我的初戀。

最近我才發現，原來媽媽又是對的。連外國科學家都撑我阿媽的理論，就是「想找好男人，必須拖延交配期」。

今年一月，由倫敦大學學院（University College London）、華威大學（University of Warwick）及倫敦大學政經學院（LSE）的科學家以「博弈論」（Game Theory）研究男女關係，證明若然女方在男方求愛期期間，把上床這件事拖延，會有更大機率找到好的伴侶。因為，一個肯為守身如玉的女方繼續等下去的男人，而不會在這段時期外出偷食的，就很大機會是好男人。這群科學家以博弈論解釋這項研究：男女雙方可被視為博弈的兩方，在博弈行為上，由於大家都有自己一套盤算，以及自定目標中要取得的利益，所以必須在博弈期間不停考量對方各種行動的可能性，從而為自己的下一步行動作出應對性修改，以求找到對自己最有利的方案。

那即是說，當男女雙方仍處於求愛期，大家在時間、精神甚至金錢上都有付出。在這段看似被蹉跎的歲月，其實是可以令女方搜集更多關於男方的資料，包括性格、喜好、處事態度等，因而能更有效地剔除一些急色而沒耐性的壞分子。參與該項研究的華威大學醫學教授Peter Sozon指出，女方很難從男方外表得知他的為人，這種策略，雖然大家都要付出更多時間，但是好男人會因為真愛，因為想得到交配作為最後獎賞而不介意等下去。反之壞男人因考慮到自身利益而早就逃之夭夭。啊，原來如此。再一次證明，我阿媽可以做科學家。

圓明園馬首銅像

每年清明節都要過去澳門拜山，今年都唔例外，所以，其實澳門對我來講真係無mud特別好去嘅地方；特別係呢幾年，太多人去澳門，太多車，太多casino，太過commercial；反而鍾意以前，有小鎮 feel，樸實D，有澳門特色D。

Anyway，今年買左好多新衫俾阿嫲同阿爺，當然唔少得“錢”啦~~ 有歐元，有美金，哈哈，應有盡有。由于驚D錢會貶值，今年買多D，等佢地可以如常洗錢！！當然仲有“炮將”啦，等呀嫲同呀爺開心下~~~ ^_^

拜完山梗係要去下賭場啦，去坐下免費車，去飲下免費野，去睇下D人賭，自己玩下老虎機咁.....今次去左新葡京（細佬去左永利），順便影下何鴻燊隻馬首~~

同場加影馬首隔離嗰粒218卡嘅鑽石, with Flawless Clarity!!!即係"零"瑕疵....wow~~~ 不過係D grade only.....哈，唔知第日何生去左之后，呢粒鑽石會俾邊個阿太呢?? :p

哈哈...btw....特然覺得依家自己棚牙有D似隻馬!!! ^o^

bear this sentence in my mind

nothing special....just want to write this set of sentences to remind myself to work hard....

老子說："不自見，故明；不自是，故影；不自伐，故有功；不自矜，故長"

the meaning of this is: 一個人不自我表現，反而顯得與眾不同；一個不自以為是的人，會超出眾人； 一個不自跨的人會贏得成功； 一個不自負的人會不斷進步！

i should always bear this sentence in mind to keep myself working hard!! i remembered that i heard a sentence many years ago that impressed me very much (from a teacher when i was in secondary school), he said: 我們要時時夾着尾巴做人，不可偷嬾!!!

A set of tools that carry along

Today is the 4th day after having my teeth being braced.....i am starting to get adapted to some new change, such as change of my eating habit, clean the teeth everytime right after the meal, cut the meat into very small pieces, eat slow, etc.....

Well....as to adapt to these new changes....i have to carry along with me a set of tools everyday......let me show it here...


a toothbrush & toothpaste
-- for cleaning the teeth after the meals


a scissor
-- my hands will be very tired if i used the chopsticks to cut the meat into small pieces, so, have to buy a small scissor

a mask
-- a bit ugly and scary if open the mouth, so, need to put on a mask in order not to let people see my teeth

a pack of wax
-- my mouth(esp. 牙肉) will easily get hurt by those ceramic-fixer, so, need to put some wax on those ceramic-fixer

a micro brush
-- sometime the food will stuck in between the teeth, so, need this soft micro-brush to clean the food out

Hehehe....by the way.......i know you will say "Er....so disgusting~~", but i want to post it here as a souvenir to myself and say goodbye to them~~ :P

今日終于完成呢個大工程 -- 整容!!

hehehee......唔洗咁驚以為我去左隆胸、隆鼻、磨soi骨、打botox.......我只不過係dick起多年來想做好耐嘅 idea....終于今日去左---> "箍牙"!!! ^_^

hehehehe, i believe many friends will think "wa....要剝牙一定好痛呀!!"....Let me explain here what the procedures i took today....^_^

1) meet the dentist at 10:00am
2) 打痲醉針....上鄂4支，下鄂2支 (this is the only part i felt pain)
3) stick those 一粒粒透明膠向D牙度
3) finally 剝 4 隻牙(上兩隻，下兩隻)
4) 上鐵綫
4) finished at 1:40pm.....totally 4 hours

actually, 剝牙 really has no pain, it just takes 1-2 mins per each tooth......The feeling now i have actually is not pain, it's just 有D唔習慣有jar野向個口度......and is 唔習慣有條鐵綫向D牙度，同埋以后食野都會好唔方便.......hahaa...約我去食海鮮一定好抵，因為我唔可以食得快，唔食得咁多蝦蟹之類嘅野.....:P

By the way, many of my friends asked me why i will have such brave to make this decision......i told them that it is because my "desire of gain" is greater than the "fear of loss" (當動機大過痛楚嘅話你就唔會驚痛ga 啦).....其實，我都想講講呢個topic.....當一個人嘅"fear of loss" 係大嘅時候（特別容易會發生向工作上，又或者係感情上，好似呀嬌咁fear the loss of 陳冠希），你會發覺好多不理性嘅行為會表現出來。例如：特別拖到最后last minute才做，搵excuse唔做，或者做錯野嘅時候俾D唔make sense嘅excuse....

from last year, i started reading a book called "Awake The Giant Within"(still reading it in slow speed)....it is a kind of self-help book i borrowed from my brother, this book teaches you how to change the pattern of your belief, say that you can try to link "pleasure" to what you have thought and what you have decided.....I truly agree this and i trust that what we link pain and pleasure will shap our destiny.......

Although I still at the learning stage to change my pattern of belief....I felt that i have got some improvement of myself, which i felt much happier and much positive than before.....^_~

Well, here is my 箍牙's story today....a bit tired after this small surgery......need to go bed 啦.....

一年一度拆利是

I usually will disassembling my red-packet after the Lunar January.....this year basically is the same~~ ^_^

well...as usual, i will pick some interesting red-packet during the process of disassembling...this year, i picked 2 interesting red packets as the "利是之星".....1st one is the front one (bright golden red-packet), this red-packet is designed by my best friend 馬仔, and it is the 1st year she distributes red-packet!!! ^_^

the other one is the left one next to 馬仔's red packet...it is designed by 南區區議會, the reason i picked this one is because you will find some famous sightseeing places of 南區 on the red-packet, such as Repulse Bay, Ocean Park with the 2 pandas, Jumbo seafood restaurant, etc......another reason is because my Auntie(姨媽) said she got this hardly as she has to queue up at the 南區區議會 for half-an-hour in order to get 20pcs of this.....i really appreciate and thank you her to give one to me, one to my brother and two to my parents!!!

By the way, talking about my friend 馬仔, haha, like to post this drawing here which is draw by her currently....really very funny!!! hahaa, sometime i wonder why we could be best friend...will i get influenced of her retarded germs if i see her more often? ^_~